Memoir of a Glamor Puss


Secret Clinical Strength
November 10, 2009, 1:06 pm
Filed under: Medicine, Uncategorized | Tags: ,

     Armpit stains are an unpleasant issue to deal with.  The horrors of pit dampness can be embarrassing and uncomfortable – whether you feel like a clam bucket or you’re actually just really hot and sweating profusely: sweat sucks.  I know that I don’t sweat more than the average person, but I still use Secret Clinical Strength.  My mom keeps freaking out the dangers of  Aluminum Zirconium Trichlorohydrex GLY.  “You’ll get breast cancer – all those toxins are building up in the tissue under your arms!”  But what am I going to do, live a sweaty existence?  I did a little research, and sorry Mom – breast cancer isn’t as likely as neurotoxicity!  Like what?  I can’t believe these are my options.  Especially because us girls tend to shave our armpits, opening up delicious raw skin to bask in this chemical.

Ingredients:  Aluminum Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex Gly (20%), Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethicone, Tribehenin, Peterolatum, Cyclodextrin, C18 36 Acid Triglyceride, Fragrance, PPG 14 Butyl Ether.

Pros:

  • Works, kind of.  This definitely offers more dryness than regular deodorant, but I wouldn’t say I am pit-stain free.
  • Pleasant scent (I suggest Light and Fresh, because Marathon Fresh actually smells like cheap cologne).

Cons:

  • Contains a fairly high dosage of chemicals to be using in a sensitive place everyday.
  • You must get used to a new routine with this product, the directions suggest that you use it at night before you go to sleep – don’t mess around if it isn’t totally dried you can risk discoloring your shirt.




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